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God’s Loophole

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God’s Loophole – another excellent example of Jesus Logic.

Need I say more?

This phenomenon is known as saddlebacking – a new fad where christian teens practice unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginity. Apparently, the Bible doesn’t specifically forbid anal sex, as long as it’s between a male and a female. Moreover, these kids are fully convinced that they are virgins, or specifically, Technical Virgins. And honestly, who needs sex ed when you’re a virgin?

Of course, this might make rational people slap their forehead in one crazy WTF moment. Are we really still making the same lame argument that abstinence-only education and virginity pledges are the way to go?

Seriously, WTF?!